THE TYRE CHANGE

 

 

It was a busy day Bindya was boarding flights one after the other. Bindya was waiting at the gate for the flight to be ready to board, meanwhile a pax approached her.

PAX: Good morning are you from OOO airline?

BINDYA: Good morning, how may I assist you?

PAX: I am flying to XXX and I am supposed to be in flight as of now, as per the timings given on the boarding pass.

BINDYA: Yes, sir we are just waiting for the boarding clearance as soon as we get we shall commence boarding.

PAX: May I know the reason for the delay? What's the point of me coming on time if you can't depart on time(angrily)

BINDYA: Sorry for the delay, the aircraft tyre is getting changed which is taking time, we shall get it done soon.

PAX: Bullshit! Don't give me invalid reasons don't you know the aircraft fly it does not require a tyre then why do you need to change it? (frustrated)

BINDYA:? (Stunned)

PAX: See now you got no answer to it, you only know to fool around.

BINDYA: Sir, the aircraft lands as well after which to move on the ground requires tyres.

PAX: Whatever it is make it fast. (realizing aircraft do require tyres)

BINDYA completed boarding but still cannot believe of what just happened.

THE TAXI INCIDENT

 

Sometimes funny things happen without any intention and this time it was no different, Linda is at the counters checking in passengers. Meanwhile, this happened

PAX: Good morning, please mujhe Mera boarding pass de do.

LINDA: Good morning sir aap kidar jaa rahe hai? ( as pax was taking time to search for the itinerary)

PAX: Madam Andheri Lelo, please.

LINDA:?

LINDA: Sir you are in Andheri.

PAX: Oh sorry, I thought I am still searching for a taxi. Since morning asking taxiwalas this only.

LINDA: It's okay sir, here's your boarding pass.

PAX: I have to go on which platform?

LINDA: Sir, please proceed to gate no 22. (understanding he is asking for the gate)

 

Pax went to the gate but the airport is still laughing. LINDA is still thinking of what just happened.

THE AIRLINE CONFUSION.

A wonderful day, lovely was allocated at the counters and was busy check-in passengers, meanwhile, this incident took place.

 

PAX: Hi, here's my ticket and id pls help me with a window seat.

LOVELY:  After looking at the ticket, sir you are traveling with the XXX airline and come to AAA airline, the counter for your check-in is behind.

PAX: So?? You are at the airport right, please take my bag and give me my boarding pass.

LOVELY: Sir, you have come to the wrong counter here we cannot give a boarding pass to XXX airline.

PAX: I will not go and stand in that line now do it here, and don't be over smart(refusing to understand)

LOVELY: Thinking how to make him understand.

PAX: Not ready to move from the counters.

LOVELY: Okay sir, if I may ask you a question just in case if you want to buy something on Amazon can you go to Flipkart to book it?

PAX: No, why will I do that? Tell me where I have to go. (realizing his mistake).

LOVELY: Sir, please go behind you will find XXX counters.

Lovely smartly handled the situation and proved argument or fight is not always the solution to the problem.

BOARDING PASSES ONLY

 

It was a busy day, lines were reaching up to the entry gate. Everyone on toes for clearing lines, all in a hurry to make it to the flight meanwhile, this happened.

Pax: Are You From (Xya) Airline?

Naina: Yes, How May I Help You

Pax: Can You Help Me Getting My Card? (Pointing Towards the Self Check-In Kiosk)

Naina: Certainly, May I Know the PNR Please

Pax: No, No My Debit Card Is Stuck Here (Pointing Towards the Place Where the Bag Tags Come Out of The Machine) I thought this is ATM and Tried Withdrawing Money.

Naina: Shocked! Got the Debit Card and Handed it to the Passenger

Pax: Thank You (After Getting the Card)

THE MACHINE SAYS BOARDING PASSES ONLY SINCE THEN.

THE MISSING CONDUCTOR

 

 

Passengers are always excited to get down of the flight and reach home asap, same was with this pax he wanted to reach his home and surprise his family, this incident took place when passengers got off the flight and was waiting for the coach.

BALAJI: Sir, the bus is arrived please get into the bus.

PAX: Yes, just a quick question please

BALAJI: Yes, sir.

PAX: Which place is this airport, Santacruz or andheri?

BALAJI: Santacruz.

PAX: I need to go to mahim. (meanwhile coach arrived)

BALAJI: Sir, Get into this bus(in hurry to get arrivals done) Passengers are getting into bus.

PAX: Excuse me,there is no conductor in the bus, this will take me to mahim right? (calling the same staff again)

BALAJI: NO, sir this will take you to the terminal building kindly collect your check in bag if any and please exit the airport,then you may proceed to bus stand and take bus no 123 to mahim.

PAX: Okay thank you.

BALAJI hence forth always waited for the statement to complete n give full instructions.

THE MISUNDERSTANDING.

 

Sometimes we don't intend to but we happen to say incorrect things. The same happened with kurkure at the counters. Kurkure is not very comfortable with Hindi but to mirror the language kurkure was trying to speak in Hindi.

PAX: Kya aap meri check-in mein madat karenge?

KURKURE: Zarur, Mujhe apka PNR bataye.

PAX: Reading the PNR.

KURKURE: Ho Gayi, ye lo apka boarding pass. 

PAX: Mujhe ab Kaha Jana hai?

KURKURE: Sir aap sidha upar chale jaiye.

PAX: Kya Sidha upar? (angrily)

KURKURE: Nai, Mera Matlab hai k aap sidha Jayenge escalator ayega, wo leke aap first-floor pe chale Jaana.

PAX: Okay.(giggling)

KURKURE IS LEARNING HINDI NOW.

THE CONFUSED CHICK-EN

 

                                               Graphic Courtesy - geek beat. tv

 

A busy day, Lays was busy assisting passengers on floors, meanwhile, this happened.

PAX: Sir where is chicken?

LAYS: Sir, food courts are after security.

PAX: Okay thank you.

After some time pax coming back from security.

PAX: I am unable to clear security the police officials are not letting me clear they are asking for a boarding pass.

LAYS: Please proceed to counters, staff will help you with the same.

PAX: I went there she was asking for the chicken. (In anger)

LAYS: At the counters to cross-check why was chicken asked to the pax.

LAYS: Sir, she is asking for the CHECK-IN not CHICKEN 

PAX: ?

LAYS: Helping pax to do check-in

PAX: ....

LAYS IS STILL THINKING ABOUT CHICKEN

THE HEALTH FORM

 

The paperwork on Airport has increased significantly due to the Government guidelines to combat COVID19. To either leave or enter the country, passengers must fill multiple health forms which are checked by the Airport Health Officials (APHO), this instance took place at the health desk.

Pax: Sir, here is my form.

APHO: (checking the form), you have filled it wrong please see this demo form on the display and resubmit.

PAX: Seeing the demo form on the display.

APHO: Please come aside, I will take another pax since you will take time.

PAX: Removing the form, from the demo display and giving it to the official.

APHO: Ye kya kiya?? Apko Apna forms aise bharke Lana tha.

PAX: Apne to bola ye form Dekho aur de do.

 

The APHO now mentions, do not remove the form from the display only refer to fill your form.