THE MASK MAN!

It is mandatory to wear mask during this Pandemic but it’s harder than you’d think to convince people to do it. Governments and authorities around the world are trying to put penalties or punishments so that people wear the mask. Another day at the airport, Piya is trying to make sure passengers are wearing a mask, she tried almost everything to convince people to do so. This time she tried something different.

 

PIYA: Please print your boarding pass from the machine and proceed for baggage drop.

PAX: I don't know how to do

PIYA: We are there to assist you, kindly proceed towards the machine.

PAX: Going to the machine.

PIYA (guiding him): Please enter your PNR.

PAX: Unable to get a boarding pass.

PIYA: Sir, there's the camera on the machine till the time you don't wear a mask boarding pass will not print.

PAX: Immediately wearing the mask.

PIYA (handing over the boarding pass): Thank you for traveling with us, keep wearing the mask.

PAX (going toward bag-drop): Sure, thank you for the help ill make sure will do it.

 

SMART WORK IS BETTER THAN HARD WORK.

THE SEAT REQUEST

Just a normal day everyone busy with their work, passengers coming to counters for check-in, Maggi is waiting for the next passenger to come.

MAGGI: Good morning, welcome to XXX airline.

PAX: Good morning, here's my ticket and photo id (handing over)

MAGGI: Please place the bag on the belt, side handle facing the top.

PAX: Sure, madam please help me with a window seat for my brother.

MAGGI: Sir as of now there are no seat preferences, I got an aisle and middle together to offer.

PAX: Madam, aap samaj kyu nai rahe ho "MERE BHAI KO VOMIT KA PROBLEM HAI"

MAGGI: (worried) Sir, please don't try to open the window

 

Since then every time passengers ask for a window seat Maggie gets tensed.

INCORRECT GENDER ON BOARDING PASS

 

Unusual things happen to us all the time but this was different, the incident took place at the check-in counter. BINDU was busy check-In passengers.
 
BINDU: Good Morning, please help me with your ticket and passport.

PAX: Good Morning, here. (handing her the same)

BINDU: May I know the purpose of travel?

PAX : Honeymoon.(blushing)

BINDU: Congratulations, have a nice flight.

PAX: Thank you.

BINDU: Here's your boarding pass, please check all details before leaving the counter.

After few minutes,

PAX: Madam everything is fine but there is a problem with gender.

BINDU:?

PAX: I am female and it says male here, can you please get it changed I don't want any issues.
 
BINDU: Let me take a look.

PAX: Here. (pointing towards the boarding pass)

BINDU: Madam this is not the gender, it's the destination you are traveling to "MALE".

PAX: No, No I am traveling to the Maldives.

BINDU: Madam it's the same.

Bindu specifies it's the "DESTINATION" and not the "GENDER" every time handing over the boarding pass each time since then.

ANNOYED DOCTOR.

THE THEPLA STORY

It's a scary time for everyone and the Airport is no different, people are taking health problems more seriously, this incident took place after the passengers cleared the security and were waiting for the flight.

HARI: Getting his pre-boarding formalities done.

MADAM: Please help, my husband is not responding. (Worried)

HARI: Where is he seated??

MADAM: There, Do something quickly. (Pointing towards the location)

HARI: Don't worry madam, I am calling the doctor. (calming her)

MADAM: Yes, please hurry up.

DOC: Came running with all the medical devices.

MADAM: Doctor hurry up, please

After reaching the spot, 

HUSBAND: Sitting and having food listening to songs.

DOC: Madam, he is completely fine. (amused)

MADAM: ARREY MEIN KABSE PUCH RAI HU THEPLA DU KYA HE IS NOT RESPONDING ONLY!

DOC: Looking at Hari. (angrily)

HARI: Sorry doc even I got worried.

THE DOCTOR DOES NOT EAT THEPLA ANYMORE!

THE SHOCK RETURNS. SAMOSA AND CHUTNEY!

 

YET ANOTHER DAY!

Since the pandemic, all rules have changed passengers get to wear a kit before boarding the flight, the following incident took place at the boarding gate when meena was distributing the PPE kits and getting pre-boarding formalities complete.

MEENA: Sir ye kit mein jo b hai apko pehen k aana hai before boarding.

PAX:Ji madam.

PAX: Madam ye helmet(touching the face shield) toh meine dal diya but mask change karna zaruri hai?

MEENA: Nai(giggling)

After some time,

PAX: Madam aplog ne chutney to de di lekin uske sath to kuch diya hi nai??

(Meena cross-checking if any refreshments were served to passengers)

MEENA: Sir konsi chutney?(confused)

PAX: Removing the SANITIZER pouch from the kit.

MEENA: ??

PAX: MADAM??

MEENA: SANITIZER, Sir isko sanitizer bolte hai aur ye apko, apke hands par lagana hai.

PAX: Acha hua madam bata diya warna mein to samosa dhund raha tha.

MEENA IS STILL IN SHOCK.

Thank you for reading, hope you are not into shock🤭

STAFF SHOCKED PASSENGER ROCKED

 

Airport is a fun place to work, everyday is a new learning.We meet soo many personalities in a day, sometimes it's a pleasure and sometimes it's a pain, but today was something different. Do read a funny yet different experience.

PASSENGER: Madam  madam Kaushik kidar hai?

STAFF:please wait sir bula deti hu(thinking of the co staff)

KAUSHIK: hii sir, how may I help you?

PASSENGER:mujhe kaushik chaiye.

KAUSHIK: YES sir mein hi hu, how can I help you?

PASSENGER:Arre yaha kisiko kuch pata hi nai hai mujhe wo machine chahiye jisse boarding pass milta hai.

KAUSHIK:??

STAFF: kya aap self service kiosk machine dhunde rae hai???

PASSENGER: toh!

KAUSHIK:Aaiyen sir mein apko le chalta hu aur please agli baar kiosk bol dena warna fir mujhe aana padega.

At the end PASSENGER ROCKED , KAUSHIK SHOCKED

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