THE HEALTH FORM

 

The paperwork on Airport has increased significantly due to the Government guidelines to combat COVID19. To either leave or enter the country, passengers must fill multiple health forms which are checked by the Airport Health Officials (APHO), this instance took place at the health desk.

Pax: Sir, here is my form.

APHO: (checking the form), you have filled it wrong please see this demo form on the display and resubmit.

PAX: Seeing the demo form on the display.

APHO: Please come aside, I will take another pax since you will take time.

PAX: Removing the form, from the demo display and giving it to the official.

APHO: Ye kya kiya?? Apko Apna forms aise bharke Lana tha.

PAX: Apne to bola ye form Dekho aur de do.

 

The APHO now mentions, do not remove the form from the display only refer to fill your form.

THE SLIP DISC.

 

You will find various personalities at the Airport. Some are truly fun to talk to, Lily (a staff member) is one of them. Lily is at the check-in counter.

 

Lily: Welcome To (DAD) Airlines, Please Help Me with Your Ticket and Photo I'd.

Pax: Thank You, Here (Handing Over the Same)

Lily: Do You Have Any Bags to Check-In?

Pax: Yes, Two Bags One for Check-In and One In Hand.

Lily: Please Keep It on The Belt, Side Handle Facing Top.

Pax: I Cannot Lift the Bag; I Got A SLIP DICK Problem Can You Call Someone.

Lily: Calling the Helper (Dada, Jaldi Aao Passenger Ko Slip Dick Ka Problem Hai)

Pax: Embarrassed

 

Even today when pax says slip disc airport bursts into laughter.